This is NOT a review of the Wheel of Time books. I suppose you can call it a reaction blog... For it is a collection of my live reactions and thoughts to reading the Wheel of Times series for the first time.
The thoughts were originally shared on Twitter and have now been collected here for everyone's convenience. These are my full reactions from the second Wheel of Time book, with some post-read writerly thoughts at the very end.
To gain better understanding of what this is all about, please refer to this blog.
This time, I divided my readings up into days. Part 1 chronicles the first half, we meet Selene in this part 2, and in part 3 we finish with a grand battle and my final thoughts.
The Great Hunt
Day 9 : The day a most suspicious lady enchanted a builder, a sniffer and a woolhead.
But NOT ME.
Rand al’Woolhead.... you still haven’t figured it out, but I’m telling you, this is a parallel universe situation. You aren’t going to find the Trollocs you’re looking for in this place. Though you may be able to travel really far and catch up with them quite easily.
Yes Rand. I’m with the Builder over here. I don’t think it’s a.... Loial what were you going to say? Personally I was going to say that I don’t think that was a good idea but this is a builder speaking, so, now I think that what you’re riding towards isn't the spire.
Oh yes. Interesting! And it would explain why there are no Trollocs too then, I suppose. Because what are so many Trollocs going to eat and kill if they killed off ALL the humans when they won?
I doubt they’d be satisfied with wolves and deer.
Oh good, now the Ogier too is joining my cause. First Egwene, now the builder. Good. The more we work together, the bigger the chance of saving Rand al’Woolhead!
Yes, shout with me Loial: “Don’t tell her anything, Rand! Listen to your own advise!! Be careful!! Please....”
This woman and that bear (that is not a bear) really came out of nowhere though.... Usually Robert Jordan warns us a few chapters ahead. The only times he hasn’t strictly speaking warned us is with darkfriends...
Oh no.... wait! Is she one of the Foresaken??
Even the Builder is calling her nearly perfect. Something’s up. I don’t like this. I don’t trust her. She appeared as suddenly as Ba’alzamon (spelling?)
Oh! Is it him in disguise? He is so powerful he must be able to take on different form.
I’m suspicious of her.
Yo... this is getting creepy. If she’s not from this world, how does she know the name of the creature and that you have to shoot one of their eyes?
And why did one only show up when she did? And how did she get there!??
I do not trust this Selene person.
Aha, Rand. What do you say?
Maybe now you understand how I feel every time you meet someone suspicious and tell them EVERYTHING!
Except of course, this lady is too beautiful for you to be suspicious of her.... yet.
Oh please be cautious, Rand. And LEAVE HER BEHIND!!
SHE IS SO CREEPY!!
Does no one else remember what everyone’s been saying about people who want the horn. And how you shouldn’t have it if you want it and all of that?
Don’t bring her, Rand. No, no, no!! And certainly don’t let her touch the horn (OR the dagger)!
Mate... if you gotta remind yourself like this. I’m sorry, Rand, but it’s time I broke the news to you: I don’t think you ever really loved Egwene.
She was just the most beautiful girl in Two Rivers. Now you’ve seen and known other beautiful women. Each time you forget Egwene.
Okay. She just went from suspicious to DEFINITELY up to something. She can’t be for real.
What kind of human being can entertain an Ogier and rival his knowledge in history??
Nuh-uh. I don’t believe that.
So, parallel universes. Surprise. I told you so. Now that she says it, you believe it, huh? I feel like such a push-over.
But since I don’t give up, let me tell you that the possible ramifications of meeting yourself are too high. Not worth the risk. You’ve been warned.
YES!! You heard me, Rand! See what happens to your thoughts when she is not right beside you. You have actual smart thoughts! Finally! Thank you!
Listen to your instinct, Rand. No—not the ones telling you that she would look beautiful naked. The ones that ask: “how does she know?”
Yes, she would say that wouldn’t she...
Think, Rand. You don’t have to be a woolhead.
How does she know you can get her back? How could she possibly know that? And why do these creatures keep showing up when it’s most convenient for her so you HAVE to save her??
What was I just saying??? Guys... why are you all foolishly blind?
The Wisdom would roast all three of you over her fire if she were here.
Unfortunately she is not, so you’re going to be taking this woman into the real world, and get yourselves into trouble, aren’t you...?
Uh huh, Rand. You have the right idea, now keep with that thought. Why does she assume that you know? She knows a lot more than she’s saying Rand.
You did sort of tell her that you can channel, but still. You told Lan ages ago too and he didn’t recognise it for what it was.
Yep, and in this instance she would have been correct, Rand al’Woolhead. You’re too trusting for your own good. And too blinded by beauty and a bit of convenient timing.
Yesterday I was so proud of your progress, today you’ve digressed. Please come to your senses soon.
Day 10 : The day we arrived in TAR VALON!
The MAN in the mask? Putting Rand in danger...???
Yep, my bet is on Selene. I know she’s a woman, but that’s just a mask. She was bad news as soon as she screamed her way into the story.
Eyes of fire??? SELENE IS BA’ALZAMON!!! Come on, she has to be.
With Egwene having dreams like this. Egwene who correctly dreamt that Rand disappeared into another world. Well okay she didn’t dream the parallel world bit, but she did dream that he disappeared like he did.
Exactly. We know this. And that is why Selene telling Rand to use the one power as much as he can is very bad news. Very bad.
Selene you... you evil nymph!
(Also I quite like that even the Amyrlin Seat is going to give them a lesson)
With the Amyrlin Seat. Flying = awesome
So out of curiosity... If you can’t make yourself levitate but you can make someone else levitate...
Could they fly in Aes Sedai pairs!??
I’ll lift you, if you lift me, kind of thing? Flying together. Oh that would be great!
What she deserves?! right now what she deserves is... I don’t even have an answer I’m so done with her attitude.
She is being insufferable, I’m sorry folks, I know you all like her, but *deep sigh* I tend to not like characters with anger problems and well... she is VERY angry.
Yeah, Egwene. I know it doesn’t feel fair when you actually WANT to learn.
You’re a good and eager student, but the Wisdom has more talent so most people are going to be more interested in her than you, even if the Wisdom continues to throw tantrums.
Sorry, my wee Lassie.
Yaaay! Tar Valon! Now I can strike that off my bucket list!
It’s one of the places I’ve been really excited about getting to see. So far it’s pretty cool. I’m loving the harbour feel.
There are 3 ways to make sure I fall for a town:
1. Ancient city
2. Old trees
Tar Valon seems to have all of the above.
Other places I want to see:
1. Illian (Come on, there has to be more to it than piss pots)
2. A stedding
3. Another PARALLEL WORLD
4. Tear (cool name also the fingers of the dragon look cool)
5. Tremalking (that Island has to be on the map for a reason)
6. Back to Two Rivers
In other news, I’ve realised that I’ve been quietly rooting for Egwene since the beginning of WoT.
I think it’s because she is so eager to get out in the world, and yet everyone else is on more successful journeys than hers. I feel for her. I want her eagerness to be rewarded.
Rand.... I... I know you’re more concerned about yourself. And the prospect of maybe going mad, but.... you do realise that SHE is absolutely mad, right?
Don’t you see it al’Woolhead??? You CANNOT let her near the horn.
Oh now Fain and the Trollocs are there. Notice how neither of them scare me anymore?
I don’t scream TROLLOCS in a panic whenever they appear. Now it’s all: Oh, trollocs.
Oh Fain who killed a Fade.
They’ve been trumped by a much scarier creature, by the name of SELENE!
Rand al’Woolhead, wake up from your wet dream!! Don’t you see how she has been ordering you about since she has arrived? For days you’ve bent to her will. And when you don’t do exactly as she tells you to do, bad things happen to make you do it anyways.
She’s trouble, Rand.
Yes..... but later on it was pretty damn deadly.
Oh! Oh! Great! You can use it to kill Selene! Yes, that’ll be great. Unless.... the dark one can gain strength from such darkness as the dagger...
I think it’s a risk worth taking. Plunge the dagger into her heart, please.
This was all conveniently easy, wasn’t it...? You see it too, right Lord al’Woolhead? Trollocs asleep. Fain doesn’t even sleep clutching the dagger. Found both the dagger and horn and snatched them up.
Well, when Selene wants something, she’ll make it happen, I suppose.
I don’t know how I feel about these fight scenes.
On one hand, I adore the idea of naming the moves he does and it makes sense since he is still learning. On the other hand, I don’t know what the named poses look like, so I have no idea how the action is supposed to look.
Kind of you to ask, Selene.
NO, you may NOT!
Stay far far away from that horn. And you better stay far far away from the dagger too. Because I’ve instructed Lord al’Woolhead to strike you dead with it.
Yes it does, Selene. Yes it does.
RAND!! Listen to me now. You need to get the dagger to Mat or your mate is going to DIE!! Do NOT let yourself be enchanted by Selene and let her decide. You are there to save your mate, Mat. You can’t ride away in the opposite direction!
I’m so worried about what the future holds for these lads.
Selene is wrapping them all around her little finger and none of them seem to notice. And it’s exhausting to yell at them all the time.
Please let the Light find them.
Day 11 : The day I realised who SELENE truly is! (surprisingly it’s not the devil)
Oh wow, Rand coming to his senses and not agreeing with Selene and letting her do whatever? Good going Lord al’Woolhead! I’m proud of you again.
Okay Robert Jordan really wants his to think that Selene is Aes Sedai. But I’m not convinced.
Unless she is Black Ajah. She could be Black Ajah, I suppose. But I think she’s a forsaken.
I know yesterday I was all set on her being Ba’alzamon, because to me she is worse than the devil, but hear me out here.
Why would the Dark One send Rand to steal from Fain? Wouldn’t Fain deliver the horn to his master? But Selene is definitely with the Dark One overall...
Because she makes monsters come and she made sure it would be easy for Rand to get to the Horn and it has to be thanks to her that the Trollocs couldn’t follow their trail because neither Rand nor Loial made any effort whatsoever to hide their trail.
I’m back to my first theory. She's a Foresaken.
As soon as Selene screamed and Rand leapt to her rescue I suspected she was a Forsaken. I think that is right. And she knows that Rand is the Dragon Reborn. She can feel it, sense it. Maybe she is also a Black Ajah. But she is definitely a Forsaken.
Why doesn’t she want to go into the village now? Is she afraid people are going to recognise her for what she is? Is it difficult to fool many people at once? She always liked having the three men alone. Never more than one close to her at a time.
Oh right! Tremalking is the place with the huge statue of a hand with a sphere we heard about. I knew there was a reason I wanted to go there. This statue too is very interesting. Is the crystal connected to the One Power..? but Moiraine says things don’t hold power.
Okay Rand. But please don’t break the world, lad.
Wouldn’t that be exactly what you’ve been trying to avoid? The reason you’ve sworn never to touch the One Power again..?
It would make you exactly like one of the men who could channel whom you’ve heard stories about.
Killed what, Selene? The Dragon Reborn? The Dark One’s plaything. What is it that you truly mean? This is the first time she has acted less than confident though. I wonder what that statue and crystal is all about.
Him? Okay, so this is a Kingdom, not a Queendom. And different country from the one we know.
This Captain seems to want something from them. And seems like he won’t tell them what that is either.
Doubt he knows they have the horn, though.
Hmm interesting. He is testing them and their story. I wonder who he thinks they are and what he thinks he will gain from this.
Darkfriend? There seems to be more to him than that. In any case he is not the most dangerous company Rand keeps. It’s Selene I’m worried about.
Just as Selene was about to tell the Captain her name, huh? How convenient!
This is definitely Selene’s doing. Maybe Rand is right. Maybe she is a black Ajah. She certainly knows a lot about the One Power.
See? See!? Definitely Selene.
Okay, I’ve got it. For real now. She is a forsaken who has been locked away (or hiding) in the parallel universe.
Rand freed her by bringing her into the “real” world.
She is ALSO Black Ajah. Obviously from ages ago. Forsaken + Black Ajah
I don’t think it’s JUST that.
I mean you are a pretty suspicious lot. Difficult to miss. A woolhead, a Lady, an Ogier and a sniffer.
The Game sounds exhausting. As does politics. I suppose it’s much the same.
YES YES YESSSS!!!
SELENE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Time for a celebratory dance! Oh finally, she left! I mean it’s bad news that she'll return but at least she’s gone now and maybe the men will come to their senses without her around..? (Yes i know, not likely)
You still want to pretend that a simple Lady could have done that...?
She is definitely up to evil deeds and worried about being exposed. Although, how would the captain expose her..